Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions like an idiot and find out where they are — now!
Larry Morgan, Adult Snuff Movie Star
Back in the 80s, Morgan was one of the biggest names of the obscure “adult snuff film” genre despite the fact that he only ever had one starring role. What ever happened to him? Unfortunately, it was that very same critically acclaimed portrayal of a man who has sex before being brutally stabbed to death in the 1985 bootleg classic “Naked Man Murder,” that ultimately killed his career (and also his life) — although it remains an FBI favourite to this day.
Adult Movie Theatres, Public Pervert Houses
Although many people believe that since the advent of VHS tapes and the internet, that there are no longer any places where people go out to watch pornography in a semi-public place, adult movie theatres do still exist. Since the early 90s adult movie theatre have changed drastically though and now include more private booths and usually go under the name “public libraries.”
Your First Aborted Child, The Almost-Biggest Mistake of Your Life
Although you might have thought you were doing the right thing by not going through with the birth of a child you couldn’t take care of and was shown to be at high risk for mental disabilities, you actually should’ve gone through with it. Today, your first aborted child obviously isn’t around but there’s a good chance they could’ve been the first autistic PM of Canada by now.
