Vincent Justin Mitra
Secret SFU campus found beneath Burnaby Mountain exclusively for left-handed students
September 8, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Construction workers were shocked late last week when they accidentally uncovered a hidden subterranean campus exclusively for left-handed students. This campus, named the SFU South campus according to signage, is reportedly home to several left-handed advancements and conveniences that would be unimaginable at the more public SFU branches. Some of these amenities include moving walkways, a trampoline gym, free valet parking, and left-handed two-for-one vending machines. A team of students who chose to explore the hidden campus reported that the walls were decorated with fine art and sculptures “like some museum,” and that the…
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Slime Rancher: sell poop for fun and profit
August 2, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra In this off-the-beaten-path game full of action, adventure, and strange but cute creatures, players take on the role of Beatrix LeBeau, the new owner of a ranch in an area of a distant planet known as…
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Spider-Man: Homecoming hits home run
August 1, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra Spider-Man: Homecoming, the first joint Spider-Man film between Marvel and Sony, is the latest entry in the ever-growing Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). Despite being the sixth live-action reimagining of the web crawler in fifteen years, Homecoming…
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How to Get Promoted
July 4, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra Have you been gunning for that promotion at work but were too alpha to beta yourself by asking? Are you a lone wolf that wants to lead the litter instead of following? Do what winners do:…
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Five great podcasts you should listen to
June 18, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra In recent years, it has become harder and harder to find someone who does not know what a podcast is. Podcasts are quickly becoming the next big thing, harkening back to serialized radio programs of the…
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Breaking News: there is a spider on your leg
June 2, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra Bystanders were shocked today when a reader of SFU’s campus newspaper, The Peak, continued to read articles despite the presence of a large spider actively crawling up their leg. “I don't know how they didn't notice…
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. concludes its strongest season yet
May 23, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is the broadcast television arm of Disney’s Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), whose recent conclusion of its fourth season saw what many found to be its most compelling season yet. First airing in…
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 gives viewers more of what they want
May 15, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is the sequel to the quirky, nostalgic 2014 film, and is the latest theatrical instalment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) media mega franchise. The film brings with…
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Shows to binge-watch this summer
May 9, 2017As the summer term begins, many students may be finding themselves with too much time on their hands. The weather will likely be gorgeous, by Vancouver standards, but who are we kidding? None of us are actually going to go…
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Dr. Sellout’s Whole-Day Miracle Cleanse
May 8, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra Are you looking to gain and/or lose weight? Do you have too many toxins, dioxins, and xeroxins oozing out of your pores and other orifices? Then try Dr. Sellout's Miracle Cleanse! Other cleanses promise that their…
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