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SPOOF: Bigfoot spotted in the woods of Burnaby mountain?
April 7, 2018One SFU student claims she caught a glimpse of a mysterious creature in the woods around SFU. Created by Janis McMath and Melissa Campos
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The deadly, deadlier, and deadliest snakes at SFU
April 5, 2018Black mamba When you first enter university, you think that you’re the bomb because you’ve just received multiple scholarship offers, and got straight A’s in high school. You think the world revolves around you and that your opinions…
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Meet the team of scientists who believe that they can bring back McFogg the Dog
April 4, 2018Dr. Fredrick Brennan shows us the eclectic content of his backpack, which he believes contains everything that he needs on his 12-day expedition to track down McFogg the Dog in the wilderness of Burnaby Mountain. From state-of-the-art night goggles to…
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Ambitious invention to blame for SFU’s extreme snowfall
April 4, 2018SFU president Andrew Petter seems to have his eyes turned upwards, as his gondola dream now unites with another secret passion project that, quite literally, aspires to reach the sky as its limit. While sleuthing around in the closed Highland…
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Your Shot
April 4, 2018[caption id="attachment_103935" align="alignleft" width="251"] Alex Bloom / The Peak[/caption] Left: This photographer forgot that you’re supposed to eat your food after Instagramming it. Right: [caption id="attachment_103936" align="alignright" width="344"] Andrew Latimer / The Peak[/caption] An SFU student peers from…
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SFU becomes wildlife reserve
April 3, 2018In a recent bid to increase revenue, SFU has decided to transition into a wildlife reserve. Now called Simon Fraser Shelter for Endangered Students (SFSES), this new status allows the institution to save money on taxes due to its classification…
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SFU students fail the criteria for life, researchers confirm
April 3, 2018Throughout history, scientific consensus has been that the organisms occupying Simon Fraser University, a concrete behemoth sitting atop Burnaby Mountain, were homo sapiens. Recent evidence, however, has unveiled shocking findings. Not only are they incorrectly classified, but the students…
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A day in the life of an SFUer
April 2, 2018The SFUer has a home and bed, but they do not sleep much. Most days, they wake up so tired that they feel weak and sickly. Throughout the semester, 90% of SFUers on average will develop a persistent cough.…
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New student-eating bird discovered at SFU
April 2, 2018Ever wonder why SFU’s architecture is filled with dark tunnels and hallways? Or what the heck the avocado/egg in the AQ really is? Well, world-renowned researcher and scientist, the one and only Joe King, reveals that his team’s shocking discovery…
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Best hikes in Vancouver
March 30, 2018Andrew’s hikes: Garibaldi Lake Difficulty: Intermediate Time: Five hours Camping: Yeee Driving time from SFU Burnaby: 1.5 hours No matter how blue you understand water to be, you will still be surprised when you see Garibaldi Lake. IT IS…
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
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For promotional inquiries: [email protected]