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I just want some flowers, please

Peak Web July 5, 2026

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor  When I was in grade school, I used to do a lot of musical theatre. You may think, lots of shows means lots of flowers from your family, no?  No. You’re wrong.  You know the saying that men will only get flowers at their funeral? I think that’s 100% true given the horrors I’ve been gifted over the years. The closest thing I’ve ever been given to flowers after a show was a type of cactus called “roadkill cactus” by my friends. Never from my family. Warning: this piece contains some harsh realities of what…

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