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Fondness for my Chromebook (After Siaara Freeman)
March 4, 2025Oh, Chromebook. I heard you’ve restarted unexpectedly . . . again And that’s OK. I’m not annoyed! I love restoring all my previous apps It’s one of the many things I love about you I love that you don’t work unless you’re plugged into the wall It doesn’t make you a needy bitch at all I love taking you off life support In my head, it causes you to say the same phrase I do every time you prove your uselessness to me “I’m dead.” I love that four tabs open at once seems to be your limit Don’t…
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Heartbreak is inevitable and invaluable
January 16, 2022Heartbreak sucks — there’s no way to sugarcoat it. It can manifest in not being able to stomach food, hours spent at the gym (physical soreness is decidedly better than emotional turmoil), or days spent in bed. In short —…
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How to prepare for midterms in four easy steps
November 25, 2021Editor’s note: this piece was inspired by content creator JASH’s “How To Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps!” on YouTube. Get plenty of sleep A tired brain is an unhappy brain. Make sure you are getting at least eight hours…
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Monday Music: Songs that remind me of my ex-boyfriend Joe that I listen to while pleasuring myself and weeping
November 2, 2020So Joe and I have been broken up now for a week — a week, 11 hours, three minutes, and 43 seconds to be exact. Have I left bed since then? No. Have I stopped crying? Of course not. Has…
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