By: Yelin Gemma Lee, Peak Associate Cringe Court Transcript: Judge: Alright, now that the Jury has been sworn in, we can move on to the questions. You are being charged with illegal associations with early 2000s emo culture — how do you plead? Me: Your honour, there has been a huge misunderstanding! My emo years are long gone– Judge: Do you have evidence that your record-breaking streak of consecutive years of “emo life” is not an ongoing pattern, a pattern that will continue to bring shame to the proud colonial country of Canada? Me: Yes — as you can see,…
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The Winter Break Warning ~ A Tale of the Transitional Period ~ Waking up in the afternoon, Then going back to sleep— Drinking every drink And eating what you please. Choosing what you’d like to read And growing lost in…
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