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goSFU? More like noSFU
December 9, 2024OK, it’s course selection season! Time to log into the easy-peasy, foolproof system called goSFU. It allows us to enroll in classes, request our wonderful advising transcripts, and pay our ever-increasing tuition. But what happens when the world goes dark? The only difference between the goSFU outage and the Y2K bug is that barely anyone was affected by the Y2K bug. The fall 2024 goSFU outage will be many students’ villain origin story. Here’s how the victims lived out the five stages of grief. Denial Students constantly tried to sign into their accounts, justifying the waste of time by saying,…
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goSFU releases statement; tearfully claims it’s trying its best
May 18, 2021This week-old semester has possibly been the longest of my life. People have been bullying me about the way I look, and yes, sometimes I can be a little slow, but why can’t anyone cut me some slack? Everyone expects…
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goSFU needs to be updated
February 22, 2021Before the pandemic, goSFU had its fair share of dislike from the student body. At the time of writing, “goSFU not working” is the third autofill suggestion for “goSFU” on Google. It’s not surprising. I, for one, have plenty of…
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
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For promotional inquiries: [email protected]