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Petter Watch:October 29, 2012

EIC October 29, 2012

Petter sick of having to be the back end of the horse costume for third year in a row.

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Word on the Street:October 29, 2012

EIC October 29, 2012

Q: Halloween is just around the corner. Tell us, what is it makes you squirm?               Charles Manson Scary man Dolphins. I hate the clicking noise they make. Also all that leaping out of…

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Evolve or die

EIC October 29, 2012

I mean you people are the reason we don’t have flyng cars and butler robots. Goddammit. By Gary Lim Photos by Tim Vickers I’m a pretty apathetic guy, almost to the point where it’s starting to become a real danger…

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Pizza Hands: Girl Circulation

EIC October 22, 2012

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

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Word on the Street: October 22nd, 2012

EIC October 22, 2012

          “Bah, back in my day if we wanted to bully someone, you’d giv’em an injun burn, none of this hastagging their nexopi-blog. Worst generation ever. Stanley Scrant Ornery octogenerian            …

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Petter Watch: October 22nd, 2012

EIC October 22, 2012

List of alternate acronyms for SFU found in Petter’s desk. Super Friends University, circled in bold.

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Horoscope: October 14, 2012

EIC October 14, 2012

By Gary Lim Aries (March 21 – April 20) You don’t care what they say, if you lead that horse to water, you will make it drink. Swathes of drowned horses be damned. Taurus (April 21 – May 21) It’s…

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Catfield: O-Dog

EIC October 14, 2012

By Gary Lim

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Family pulls plug on man in food coma

EIC October 9, 2012

Groups clash over the controversial decision to take over-fed man off feeding tube.  By Gary Lim VANCOUVER — The ICU at Vancouver general hospital was the site of substantial ethical debate late Thursday evening, after housewife Miriam Wilheim signed the…

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Pizza Hands: Clogs

EIC October 9, 2012

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

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