Finn Power

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Your SFU Horoscopes: October 18–24

Finn Power November 25, 2021

ARIES: Today you might find yourself feeling strong anger and boredom. It may be beneficial to consider taking up stress-relief activities like petty theft or joining a punk-rock band.  TAURUS: I can only imagine you’re reading this in the vain hope to feel less guilty about your terrible life decisions. Sorry to disappoint, but that’s all you; the stars aren’t touching your life with a 100 lightyear pole. GEMINI: It is important that you continue oversharing your trauma on Twitter as today might be the day you finally break 50 likes. Someone may tell you they love you, but make…

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SFU Student Updates: Oct 11–17

Finn Power November 25, 2021

Key Updates We heard your pleading cries for change at Convocation Mall Worry no more, the tiles between Convocation Mall will be changed yet again! SFU has long committed to promoting positive change in our community. Recent studies by unnamed…

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