Dhruv Taware
The Scroll to Summon an Academic Advisor
June 4, 2019Three scrolls for the professors under the sky, Seven for the ever-present construction workers in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Students, doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord, Academic Advisor, on their dark throne. In the Land of the AQ where the desperate Students lie. One scroll to rule them all (course selections), One scroll to find them (goSFU), One scroll to bring them all and in the darkness bind them (graduation) In the Land of the AQ where the desperate Students lie. Ancient history tells of the year 1965, when the most powerful force…
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Declaration of Icebreaker Independence
January 24, 2019Every term at SFU starts with a lot of new things; new classes, new students, and new construction sites. But amidst all of these, there is one thing that hasn’t changed for years. No, I’m not talking about the fishes…
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SFU’s newest accredited sport: professional transiting
November 20, 2018Since its inception, SFU has been the undisputed best university to ever be located on top of Burnaby Mountain. One of the main reasons for this popularity is the university’s association with sports; the school is popularly known as “Canada’s…
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
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For promotional inquiries: [email protected]