Bryce Warnes

Dear Doctor Bryce!

Is it okay to drink Palm Bay at times that are not during the day? Sincerely, Palm Bay Shame Dear PBS, You appended to your query a YouTube video of white people being assholes in a pool and rapping clumsily about how it’s fine to drink Palm Bay during the daytime, but not after 4 p.m. because that’s “gay.” If you feel these people are acceptable drinking role models — as opposed to Ernest Hemingway, Billie Holiday, or your “fun uncle” who drives a Camaro — then do whatever you want. Stick a 151-soaked tampon up your ass, for all…

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