Brad McLeod
Word on the Street: Bagpipes
July 15, 2013I always disguise them by keeping them in guitar case . . . who’d ever want to steal one of those? Martin Griswold, Has strange instrument preferences I had them rigged so that if anyone tries to play them they emit a loud, terrible screeching noise and then I can easily locate them. Patricia Lorraine, Rigged her bagpipes to be bagpipes I’m sure I’ve had a few stolen but that’s why you buy the 12-pack. John Farmer, Savvy Scottish-paraphernalia shopper I don’t own any bagpipes. Tom Parker, NERRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!! I don’t know, I’ve definitely had a couple of bags and a few pipes go…
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The 5 Most Annoyed People You’ll Meet on Public Transit
July 15, 2013If you’ve ever ridden public transit you’ll know that there sure are a lot of annoyed people out there! Here’s a list of five of the most common types who are going to be just plain irritated by every inconsiderate…
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Five Rejected SUB Designs Revealed!
July 8, 2013Although Build SFU has already selected an architect for the university’s new SUB building, their encouragement for public involvement in its design has led them to receive a number of proposals and sketches from SFU students and other weirdos. Here’s…
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Word on the Street: Roberto Luongo
July 8, 2013Really insulted, they basically just told him that they have no confidence in him as their top backup goalie . . . Cliff Connors, Grew up idolizing Corey Hirsch I’d just try to keep my head above water, I mean, at…
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Edward Snowden continues to be published by WikiLeaks after yet another rejection from Rolling Stone
July 8, 2013MOSCOW — Former NSA worker and notable whistleblower, Edward Snowden, has continued to release top-secret documents about American mass-surveillance through wikileaks.org and has no plans to stop; unless of course he can get something in his favourite magazine, Rolling Stone.…
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Babe of the Week
July 8, 2013This week’s ‘Babe of the Week’ is Babe: Pig in the City! At 97 minutes of talking-pig-based-adventure in a metropolitan area, it’s one of the HOTTEST kids movie VHS releases of all-time. Here's some more revealing pictures of this week's…
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‘Therapy puppies’ to start using electroshock treatment on students
July 1, 2013VANCOUVER — Over the past few years during exam times at SFU, self-proclaimed “stressed-out” students have been treated to visits from service-dogs in training from the Pacific Assistance Dog Society to relieve them of their anxieties. Although students have enjoyed…
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Justin Bieber excitedly cuts out newspaper article with his name in it
July 1, 2013Justin Bieber, a nineteen-year old singer from Stratford, Ontario, reportedly eagerly cut out an article from a local newspaper in Los Angeles yesterday after discovering that it mentioned his name. According to friends and family, Bieber has been showing the…
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Word on the Street: John Tortorella
July 1, 2013Definitely worse, I mean they’re both assholes but at least Hitler wasn’t some American. Dan Hart, Canadian patriot / moron I think he’s a little better. Sure Hitler was a great leader but Tortorella’s got a Stanley Cup ring . .…
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Campus Headlines
July 1, 2013SFU Burnaby voted “Most Depressing Campus” by people who clearly aren’t actually suffering from depression (Hyperbole-Buster Today) Beedie to offer part-time NBA program thanks to careless spelling error (Bad Joke Times) SFU Professor shatters single-lecture attendance record (ESPN…
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