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CONFESSIONALS: I matched with the SFU Avocado

Humour May 15, 2020

Written by AvocadoLover69, SFU Student Disclaimer: The events and people in this story are (well, mostly) real. Names and places have been changed in order to protect these individuals' identities.  It was just another night of aimlessly scrolling through Tinder when I found them. The second I saw their profile, I was hooked. Holy Guacamole, they were hot, I mean, you should have seen those curves. Well . . . I guess it’s just one curve that goes all the way around. I couldn't help myself. Before I knew it, I had swiped right and matched with the SFU Avocado.…

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