April Alayon
Your Fault: Handy tips on surviving the next earthquake
November 5, 2012Our humble little province was hit with a 7.7 magnitude quake off the coast of the Haida Gwai last week, and while there were no reported causalities or injurie,s a 7.7 quake is still nothing to sneeze at, particularly if you don’t want your nose ripped off your face and shoved down your left bronchus by the cold, unfeeling pincers of Mother Nature. Fortunately though, this particular quake happened pretty much in the middle of nowhere, and caused no significant damage. Unfortunately, this might be neither the worst nor the end of it. If you’ve paid any attention in your…
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Do you really know how to use that gadget?
November 5, 2012Technology controls us if we don’t know how to use it Photos by Ben Buckley Working in an electronic retail store made me despise technology. I don’t carry the latest phone, nor do I have a badass computer set up,…
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What’s your sign? Part 2
March 19, 2012You’re in a bar after promising not to spend another Friday night drinking and watching Doctor Who. You spot someone eyeing you from across the bar, you sidle up to them and ask them a question, the first question, the…
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Hey baby, what’s your sign?
March 12, 2012You’re in a club. You spot someone smiling at you from across the bar. You sidle up to her, and your mind goes blank. Totally blank. The blankest blank. So you resort the oldest line in the book: Hey baby,…
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