Cherish your grandparents while they’re around

Nowadays, even your grandpa can get picked up as an Internet sensation overnight, and then turned into an online meme. Yes, Sad Papaw, I’m...

12 lessons this semester has (almost literally) shoved down my throat

1) Don’t google your symptoms. Ever. Or watch House. And for the love of God, do not do both simultaneously unless you want to end up...

All hail the iPhone SE

I’ve heard some comments from people who are dissatisfied with the new iPhone SE release. “Nothing new,” and “can’t tell it apart from the...

SFU library’s overdue fees are too expensive for students

For those of you who don’t know me very well, I like to read a lot. Like, a lot. I don’t brag when I...

Western travellers, beware!

When news headlines around the world broke out that Otto Warmbier, 21-year-old American student from Ohio, was sentenced to 15 years of hard labour...

How I stopped giving a fuck about swearing

Imagine a good little girl who always kept her head buried in a book. Throw in frameless glasses and plastic braces, and you’ve pretty...

COLUMN| GUESS AGAIN, GRANDPA!: Who says millennials don’t keep up with current events?

When I tell people that I don’t read through physical newspapers on a regular basis, it comes as a surprise to most. Yes, I...

Woohoo, Boohoo

Woohoo: Writers There is nothing more precious in this world than an imaginative writer (except for maybe a dancing carnival bear). Filled to brim with...

Why you should have voted in the SFSS elections

More than four out of five of you reading this didn’t vote in the SFSS elections. Part of me doesn’t blame you. As someone who...

Tax the rich to support the homeless

It was a beautiful day. The rare Vancouver sun was shining and I was merrily on my way to Harbour Center via the 135....