There’s a revolutionary alternative to wearing a bike helmet

Drier, warmer weather outside means it’s time to grease up your chains and get exploring the Lower Mainland on your bicycle. But the one...

Quiz: should you call your mom?

Should you give your mother, the woman who housed you in her womb for nine months, a call? Or should you not phone her...

This week in comics

Seagull Square (Jill Mandrake) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb) Ichabod the dreaming worm (Rachelle Tjahyana) Much More Better (Talha Qadir)

Patches of black mould petition against university building closure

Over 50 patches of potentially hazardous black mould gathered on Burnaby campus last Thursday to raise awareness about the university’s decision to shut down...

Top public places to be seen holding your yoga mat

By purchasing a sleek yoga mat for yourself, you’ve already taken the first step towards pretending you lead a healthy, active lifestyle. But are...

Actual interviews with actual people: Reverend X, God

“Bitch, I ain’t give a fuck what you’re thinking, fuck your thoughts, I’m God, and bitch, you not!” This profane and classic line was...

Next semester will be different

Well it looks like you made it, you’re almost all of the way through. Another semester under your belt, your parents couldn’t be prouder of you. All finals are done, the...

Standard Party First Aid & CPR: How to assess and resuscitate a lame party

Congratulations on enrolling in your first Standard Party First Aid & CPR course. The skills you learn here will ideally never have to be...

I think someone hid raptor eggs for the kids instead of the store-bought eggs I watercoloured

Good work, team! That’s an official wrap on another Burnaby Heights Neighbourhood Easter Egg Scavenger Hunt. This event wouldn’t have been nearly as successful...