Petter Watch: July 1st

By Gary Lim Petter initiates and wins and staring contest between himself and a koi fish in the AQ pond.

Word on the Street: Canada Day

Q: Gosh, how aboot that Canada Day, eh?   "I spen'it  pah-troling the border. Can't have any of those dern space-needling fixed-gear-bicycling coffee beaners sneaking up...

SFU introduces tiered pricing for naming things

By Gary Lim   BURNABY — Following the recent economic downturn, SFU administration announced a new revenue-bolstering program that is planned for 2013 earlier this week....

Ski Ninjas: Clubbing

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

The Daily Snooze: Shark Fin Soup

By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze

News Beat: June 25th

Virtual unknown sweeps Internet comedy awards In an unprecedented event, a virtual unknown swept the “IVAs” Internet video awards, last night. The video featuring several...

Porn apparently counts as cheating: Girlfriend

By Will Ross BURNABY — In a shocking and controversial proclamation, my girlfriend of two years, Beverly Mandel, has announced that the viewing of pornography...

Pizza Hands!

By April Alayon and Gary Lim

Ski Ninjas: High Five!

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

The Daily Snooze: Success

By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze