The breakdown of the modern gaydar

By: Dina Bounine, SFU Student Imagine, you’re on the bus and you see a guy (ew). He’s got a good mullet (as in one you...

All gays are hockey players

By: Linda Hazzbumple, Vancouver woman  How did I, a straight middle-aged white woman, end up at a gay club during arguably the busiest season of...

1800s Pitt Meadows couple fights over butter churner!

By: Quinn Mulcahy, SFU Student and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor I never knew that the SFU archives was actually a giant room with everything about...

The Peak Investigates: Who kidnapped our sports editor?

By: Ian Vestigate, Debutante Detective Having lost one of our finest storytellers, and with no adequate replacement forthcoming, the editor-in-chief has put me (the rookie...

SFU’s frat EXPOSED

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer, Staff Writer To think that every decision I made in my life somehow resulted in going to a...

Peak Speaks: How does SFU wake up?

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Question: What is the best way to get out of bed in the morning? Reese, political science major: I get my...

Recommended seating spaces at SFU

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Last week, world-renowned chiropractor Dr. Knot Mal-Praktis partnered with the department of kinesiology for a guest lecture titled, Lumb-ARE Ya...

Opinions-in-Chaos: Is breakfast really the most important meal of the day?

By: Petra Chase, Features Editor and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor As SFU’s independent student newspaper, The Peak is committed to highlighting the concerns of our...

A leaked conversation with SFU’s new chatbot — Cloud

By: Marie Jen Galilo, Cloud Bot Server Student: Greetings, Cloud. I need your help with an urgent matter.  Cloud: Student: I have no time for your...

My hidden disabilities were visible for a day

By: Matthew Cullings, SFU Student   Tuesday night, I had the worst nightmare ever. My dream consisted of a cacophony of people screaming, “But you don’t...