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Monday, May 25, 2020

Petter Watch: May 28th

By Colin Sharp Petter caught in front of full-length mirror singing Paula Abdul's "Straight Up" into a hairbrush.

The Daily Snooze: Introductions

By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze

Ski Ninjas: High Standards

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Heathy, able-bodied woman refused to give up bus seat to man in wheelchair

By Brad McLeod SEATTLE— A Seattle woman has been arrested today for disregarding national and state law when she refused to give up her priority...

Join the Club: The Urban Hunter-Gatherers’ Club!

New to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday nights alphabetizing your tablespoons of the...

Petter Watch: May 21st

Petter reading box over breakfast; wonders if he's getting enough thiamine.

News Beat: May 21st

Facebook terrorist cell hi-jacks profile page At approximately 1300 hours this afternoon, the sovereign state of one Annie Helgusson’s profile page was viciously and ruthlessly...

Stuff We Hate: May 14th

Stuff We Hate: Pollen Picture this, okay, it’s summer. The birds are chirping, the air is clear and the sun is out with nary a...

The Daily Snooze: Execution

By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze

Listless: Grateful Children

Mother's Day is a time of year when we get together to collectively thank our moms for squirting us out like so many waterslides;...