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Tippy Top Ten: Donald Sterling

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Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Appropriate Punishments for Donald Sterling…

 

10. Spend eternity in black heaven

9. Have fate decided by OKC referees (am I right?)

8. Slap on the wrist from Dennis Rodman

7. Season tickets at Apollo Theatre

6. Fined until he has to live as a lowly millionaire

5. Have courtside seats moved to directly below basket

4. Lifetime ban from speaking

3. Walk a mile in Magic Johnson’s size 14 shoes

2. Forced to own LA Clippers from 1981 to 2014

1. Elevator ride with Solange Knowles

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