Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Ridiculous Student Requests for the New SUB…
10. “Equal water to chocolate fountain ratio”
9. “A beer garden, to grow beer in”
8. “Tennis courts, but no one’s allowed to play on them”
7. “Lettuce, tomatoes, pickles with light mayo”
6. “A lot of Pepsi machines and Pepsi product ads, Pepsi is a great company”
5. “Gender-neutral bath houses”
4. “Free coffee for everyone somehow”
3. “A giant slide, JK, that’s too ridiculous”
2. “Multiple Estonian food options”
1. “Just no EDM please . . . wait, what is this for again?”
