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Word on the Street: Wild Sex

Q: Where’s the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ve ever had sex with a relative? 

 

I’m pretty conservative so I can’t really say that someone who I’m related to and I have ever had sex in any weird location.

Jackson Walters, Unadventurously Incestuous

What kind of a question is that? Pick one adjective, asshole!

Lindsay Gore, Sentence Composition Stickler

Paris, France.

Chris Hardford, Sex Tourist

I’ve never had sex with any of my relatives, that’s disgusting!

Rick Fontaine, Upstanding Citizen

I can’t remember whether it was an air hockey table or a foosball table . . . I’ll have to call my cousin Rick.

Jeremy Fontaine, Oh come on, Rick!

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