Woohoo Boohoo

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Woohoo, Boohoo

Peak Web September 12, 2016

Woohoo: Drills Check out humanity’s least-boring innovations. They provide a valid reason to invite your attractive dentist to get all up in your mouth and fill your cavities, if you know what I mean. They help us build sturdy structures like underground bunkers for cults. They even make performing Neolithic trepanning rituals on Squad™ so easy when their defeated enemies’ salty ghosts possess them. Dangerous? Obviously — wear goggles. If you do lose important facial features, the scars will tell one heck of a story.   Boohoo: Drills My life’s already up in flames; don’t remind me that my surroundings…

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Woohoo, Boohoo

EIC March 16, 2015

[caption id="attachment_1187" align="alignnone" width="768"] Photo courtesy of Flickr[/caption] Woohoo: Throwing a Party Raise that green stout high — it’s time to make your ancestors proud. St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, and you’ve promised your friends a drunken…

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