Unicycle

My one and only failed Tinder date

Earlier this summer I had my first and only Tinder experience. After swiping left and right for days, and having boring conversations with countless people, I eventually matched with him.  Age? 27. Name? We’ll call him “unicycle-guy” for this story. Appearance? His picture displayed him holding a pineapple next to his face with his blonde dreadlocks tied up to resemble the juicy fruit next to him. That’s basically all the information Tinder provides. He messaged me and right away asked me out. Without even having one conversation with him, I agreed to meet up. His plan for our first date?…

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