Taylor Swift
The life of an SFU president
December 8, 2025[Verse 1: SFU student] Her name was Joy Johnson, Spent SFU’s money without precaution, While every elevator on the mountain was stoppin’, That’s OK, she’s was online shoppin’. This is her playhouse, We’re just all dolls in a jailhouse, Johnson’s the warden while we walk, She screams, “STAY ENGAGED OR ELSE!” [Pre-chorus: SFU student] I waited by the stage door — oops, I mean the AQ floor, Someone stomped on my face. I looked to the exit door, Wow, Joy Johnson stomped on my face with her stilettos. I said, “You take all my tuition fees, At least spend…
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#NotClueless: Taylor’s engagement? More like my claim to fame
November 8, 2025OK besties, brace yourselves because I have a confession. A major one. Like, this might actually BREAK the internet. It might be bigger than Beyoncé dropping her surprise album and changing the music industry! So big, I’m still reeling from…
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The Rundown: End of summer headlines
September 18, 2024August 26 — Introducing Vancouver Rise FC Women’s professional soccer has a new home in Vancouver. The Northern Super League (NSL), which begins play in April 2025, will have teams playing in Calgary, Halifax, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto, and Vancouver. At…
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Celebrities aren’t exempt from criticism
February 27, 2024Content warning: mentions of non-consensual pornography. 21-year-old Jack Sweeney has tracked private jet flights of celebrities since 2022. Sweeney’s list found that from January–July 2022, Taylor Swift’s flights produced an estimated “total flight emissions of 8,293.54 tonnes of carbon.” According…
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Super Bowl LVIII predictions
February 12, 2024For the fourth time in five seasons, the Kansas City Chiefs are headed to the Super Bowl — and the San Francisco 49ers are there too. The Chiefs and 49ers previously met four years ago during Super Bowl LIV, when…
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Re: Are they incomplete assignments or just boundaries?
June 3, 2022Dearest Professor, Thank you for your email. While your message says I haven’t completed the assignment, I counter that I’m merely asserting an emotional boundary. I don’t claim the assignment’s due date. I didn’t consent to that due date, and…
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How one student’s pandemic listening kickstarted a Taylor Swift fan club
May 16, 2022The early months of the pandemic encouraged people to pick up a new hobby or resume previous passions while home-bound. For Cristina Liao, founder of SFU’s Taylor Swift fan club, SFU Swifties, the pandemic brought her from an occasional Taylor…
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Album versus Album: Katy Perry and Taylor Swift
June 25, 2018Witness by Katy Perry (2017) Katy Perry, who set the bar high with her album Prism (2013), fails to meet expectations with her latest album Witness (2017). Witness is not a terrible album overall — it does contain hits like…
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Taylor Swift – 1989
November 10, 2014I’ll start by saying what a thousand think-pieces and reviews have spent bloated word counts tiptoeing around: Taylor Swift’s new album, 1989, is good. Like, really good. Not great, per se, but certainly much better than most well-adjusted adults would…
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