Staying Sharp

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Staying Sharp: Tips for running for the president.

Colin Sharp November 7, 2012

Layout by April Alayon Photos by Mark Burnham Power. You know you want it. And what greater power is there than being the commander in chief of a country? I mean, aside from being the CEO of the oil company that actually runs the country. Yeah, it sounds pretty great if you ignore that other option, right? And you want to know what’s even better than running a country? Running the greatest country in the history of the god damned world: America. For she is beautiful, and she is mighty in her glory. America. Freedom. America. Eagle. America. Flag. America.…

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Staying Sharp: Tips for being the hit of the party!

Colin Sharp May 28, 2012

Photos by Mark Burnham This could get weird, and I don’t mean to offend you, but you are kind of . . . boring. Like, really boring. Enough so that I’m worried that it’s some kind of syndrome or condition.…

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