Sarah Sorochuk
Stop with the Broccoli Heads! It’s bad!
November 21, 2024There seems to be a trend among young people that seem to think bubbly perms are all the hype. Judging by the posters that have been put up around Burnaby Campus, urging people to “say no” to so-called “Broccoli Heads” — no one else agrees. Rather, it is a terrible mistake that needs to be rectified. It has been said that people getting these haircuts (particularly preteen boys) are doing it because their inner Disgust are telling them they are lesser than. This toxic emotion then coerces these people into an “aesthetic” look taken from the fibrous vegetables that should…
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Peakie helps you navigate the aftermath of the atmospheric river
November 6, 2024Dear Peakie, A couple weeks ago, when I was in bed manifesting that my basement would get flooded soon, an ATMOSPHERIC RIVER was not what I meant. My bestie, who’s been nagging me for months to get tenant insurance, might’ve…
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Bright-er Side: Pawfect puppies!
November 6, 2024Life can suck sometimes. Are midterms getting you down, or just the weather? Well, all that can come to an end with the Saint John Ambulance therapy dogs to the rescue! These pups are perfect for when you’re down in…
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Horrorscopes: October 28 – November 3
October 28, 2024Aries March 21–April 19 Aries! The Karens of fall. You have just awakened in time for spooky season and are entering your natural state. Be aware not everyone is like you! They won’t care when you are possessed and order…
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SFU student updates: Happy birthday!
October 17, 2024You’ve spoken, and we’ve listened! Problematic professors? Well, we have a solution! Put them on trial! Legal studies are always looking for a case study. So, it’s the best of both worlds: help yourself and others. You get to argue…
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What Grinds Our Gears: Rainy bus rides
October 17, 2024With fall comes the rain, and for transit users that is the worst. And it means one thing: wet bus chairs. They feel so gross, and it’s enough to ruin anyone’s day. Imagine this: you’re standing at the bus loop,…
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What Grinds Our Gears: Stink bugs
October 1, 2024Stink bugs — we all know them, we all hate them. That pesky species invades every summer and never really goes away. Soon they will be ruling this town. They may look harmless, but when frightened or killed they REEK.…
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What Grinds Our Gears: Automated phone lines
September 23, 2024Do you know the feeling where you are missing a package or something, and the only way to get your package back is to call the “help” number? But how helpful is it, really? Most of these big corporate companies…
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