Prime minister retirement

A guide to thriving as a regular guy

By: Mason Mattu, Minister of Sarcastic Affairs Dear Justin,  It’s the end of an era, buddy old pal. In your nine years in office, you put the “Justin” in every viral social media post shared by boomers who had major crushes on you. #Justinflation, #JustinPoverty, #JustinBuildingPipelinesThatWillDestroyOurPlanet. Some say you weren’t progressive enough. Others said you weren’t conservative enough . . . I say you were JustinOugh, but not good enough. You were just simply mid. I know. It’s a hard pill to swallow. But let’s focus on the positives!  Let’s recap some of your most significant achievements in office:  You…

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