lazy
A slacker’s guide to being lazy
EIC October 19, 2015Lazy people of the world, my dear comrades: we all know the struggle of getting by while suffering from severe laziness. Indeed, lazy people are quite possibly the demographic that experiences the most prejudice and flak in their day-to-day lives. In today’s world, being lazy is seen as shameful and stigmatic. While I could work to defy the discrimination that plagues us apathetic sloths, I’m far too lazy to do that. Instead, I’ve compiled a foolproof step-by-step process to sidestep the bias we face every day. First, accept that as long as others perceive you as lazy, you will be…
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Injectable weight loss medication will promote lazy, unhealthy lifestyles
EIC January 26, 2015With easily-accessed food sources, corn starch, and the rise of the fast food industry, it’s safe to say that humans are getting fatter. Before the 20th century, obesity was immensely rare. Nowadays, obesity has become so widespread that the World…
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