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Most Requested Lime hits the airwaves
September 13, 2026Mason: What’s a shakin’, Canada? This is Mason, your host with the most for Canada’s hit radio show — Most Requested Lime. As always, our show is being simulcasted coast-to-coast exclusively in select, bougie, and way overpriced grocery stores. Let’s be real. In this economy, you’re paying a bucket load of money for quality grocery. What’s the last thing you want to see? A lime with a bruise on it. Just the thought of that makes me shiver. So, if you’re shopping and find a crappy lime, call in and shame the employee at the produce counter. Request the lime…
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Top ten people natural selection is coming for
September 26, 2020Social media influencers It should come as no surprise that social media influencers are on this list, given the fact that anyone who spends their life trying to flex their empty personalities and unfulfilling brand endorsements would quite literally do…
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What Grinds Our Gears: Giving attitude to workers is a non-essential service
June 7, 2020I’m standing in line outside of a restaurant waiting to pick up some food my family ordered — making sure to be six feet apart from those around me, of course. Suddenly, a woman — a typical Karen — comes…
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