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How your email really found me

Out of all the horrible things that occurred during 2020, there’s one thing that’s been neglected in the 2020 slander: the pity emails.  Now, I don’t just mean any regular ol’ pity emails. I mean that one particular statement in every email — so offensive and poor in taste that I can’t just ignore it. I am referring to the notorious “I hope this email finds you well.”  Allow me to explain how “this email finds me,” President and Vice Chancellor Joy Johnson. First of all, it’s a miracle that the email has even found me. I am hidden within…

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