Comedic poetry
Comedic Poetry: The Synonymity of Marijuana and Midterms
November 7, 2018It’s legal? So what? I’m sleepy, my eyes are red — None of this shit’s new
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Goodbye, my love
October 10, 2018I have loved you, And been loved by you. I have hurt you, And been hurt by you. I have given you all, And yet you ask for more. I please you, I nurture you, But you can only bring…
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A Student’s Letter to Generation X
October 5, 2018Although I’m inundated with caffeine and stress, As a student, there’s some things I’ve got on my chest. You’d probably hate it if I sent this through a text, So here’s my letter to Generation X. We’ve fought and…
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Comedic Poetry: When I Have Fears that I May Cease to Drink
September 18, 2018It’s a long way home from here. But I tread o’er the widesalk, arm linked with a stranger’s and a light, bubbly air about the head. I’m a little slort of sheep, but danger disappears and up like a listless…
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Comedic Poetry: The customer is always right (part 1)
August 2, 2018It was another average Tuesday. The day teems; a welled glass holding the frustration in, levels rising drip by drip. That’s how Tuesdays are: patience thin, weekend energy gone, Friday too far. And on this damned day, nothing is out…
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Comedic Poetry: A year in three acts
June 18, 2018FALL Today is the day First day back to classes And I know I’m going to do it I will kick these classes’ asses. Now in my first lecture And the prof already lost me She whispers when she speaks…
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