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Standard Party First Aid & CPR: How to assess and resuscitate a lame party
EIC March 30, 2015Congratulations on enrolling in your first Standard Party First Aid & CPR course. The skills you learn here will ideally never have to be used in real life, but they will be helpful in preserving fun times if the occasion ever rises. In this unit, you’ll learn the steps on how to handle yourself if at a party where you and others are at risk of not having a good time. We will also cover how to asses the situation and perform basic Cool Party Recovery (CPR) in order to prevent further loss of fun. Note: In this scenario, we…
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If dating game show questions were more intellectually stimulating
EIC January 11, 2015First question goes to Bachelor #1: If I were an ice cream cone, how would you explain the rise of and crisis surrounding ISIS without resorting to racism or overgeneralizations? Bachelor #3, you’re up: It’s the night of our one-year…
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