Allison Roach

The “maintenance of the last shred of dignity” contract of 2012

Drafted by the Committee Against the Walk of Shame We, the undersigned, do solemnly swear to abide by the following terms and conditions: Section 1 (Relating to beds) Signees shall end the night in question in their respective beds without guests of male gender. Addendum 1. Even if they say it’s “just to cuddle and talk” Addendum subsection (a). This includes any arrangements made by phone conversations or texting, colloqially known as “booty calls.” Addendum 2. An exception will be made only in the case that signees will be permitted to “crash” on another signee’s couch if they are physically…

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