University is hard. Why put in the time studying when you PAY to be here. Don’t worry, I have done some research and found a few foolproof ways for you to cheat on those pesky exams. Friendship If you can plan at least one semester ahead, find out who TAs the hardest course you will be taking. Discover where they reside and “accidentally” bump into them. From there, infiltrate their life. Become their best friend. Then, you’re going to need to hire an actor. One day, while you two are walking along the street, the actor will run up to…
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Most SFU students make quite the journey to and from school every day. It comes as no surprise that we often hear our fellow peers complaining of the wear and tear this daily commute has on us. Sometimes, it feels…
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Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 You will learn to cut down on your morning routine by wearing the same shirt to bed as you wear to class every day and realizing you can pull your sweatpants over your…
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[caption id="attachment_105216" align="aligncenter" width="169"] May 11[/caption] May 11 – Renaissance frappes keeping me alive, pictured against the classic concrete hallways of SFU. [caption id="attachment_105149" align="aligncenter" width="240"] May 12[/caption] May 12 – Dogs, robe, PJs, and slippers. That’s all you need…
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We all have those days where we just want to come home and throw together something easy that only involves a few ingredients. Plus, we don’t have time between midterms to be spending hours in the grocery looking for obscure…
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There’s a million reasons to volunteer, whether it’s to round out your resume, give back to your community, make a difference, meet new people, or do some good this summer. Here are some options for busy students. On campus…
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In recent years, SFU has boasted about its commitment to “engage the world.” The school claims that SFU students “aren’t ‘end-users’ to be trained and delivered, but partners in learning, discovery and community engagement.” Although this was the main goal…
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You tell yourself that you need a good night’s sleep because you have two assignments, one paper, and one test to study for tomorrow. You settle into bed at 10:30 p.m., but lay there awake unable to sleep. Either you…
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