Vaporize this

When I was young, my mother, frustrated with my fidgeting, always told me: “You need something new every now and then to play with!”...

Commander in Chief

It’s a chilly morning on Burnaby Mountain. The semester has yet to begin, and aside from a few stragglers, the campus is empty: the...

How to plan the perfect road trip

Summertime, and the livin’s easy. I mean sure, if you’re reading this, that probably means you’re taking at least one course this summer, but...

A short history of the 3D printer

Guys, the future is here. And it prints houses. Okay, okay, some context. Like many of you, I reacted to the first mention of 3D...

SFU: The Drinking Game

Download the pdf version of the SFU Drinking Game here.

Fearless Leader

If there was ever any doubt in the early moments of fall 2013 that the Simon Fraser women’s basketball team would be able to...

SFU vs. UBC

You’ve all heard the jokes about UBC and SFU. I know you have — they’re written all over every bathroom stall in the school....

Does Not Compute

Illustration by Eleanor Qu Brave New World For most of us, the word cyborg likely conjures images of RoboCop or the Bionic Woman. We envision bodies...

To Shave and Shave Not

To my Ex-Beard, I’m not sure how to begin. We had a fabulous four months together, I want you to know that — but I...

There will be blood

One of the happiest days of my life was the day I realized I had gotten my period for the first time. To me,...