SFU Pisser
Longing for the SFU Pisser
November 1, 2026Another year, another splash. It’s fall semester again, and we’re fully back into the swing of pumpkin spice everything, midterms, and falling in love in October. Everything comes back like clockwork, but upon reflection — we’ve forgotten something. Or should I say someone . . . The SFU Pisser. Since his disappearance last September, much disdain has been had for he who pees. His silence opened up opportunities for a stream of slanderous speculation on his identity, and inspired newer, shittier bowel movements across campus. Yet, there have been no leaks of his actions since then. There are new students…
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The shit files: The SFU Shitter begins his carnage
March 9, 2026My friends, the time is now for poop liberation. My good friend, the SFU Pisser, started this movement. Now, it’s time for us to end it. Our goal? Better quality washrooms. Bidets in every single one of them. How will…
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The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser
November 10, 2025As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to be. When I was a News Writer, I investigated crime on campus . . . and now I sit in…
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