Olivia Blackmore
Men’s washroom etiquette 101
December 18, 2025So here’s when it all started. In September of my first year, I walked into an SFU men’s washroom for the very first time. As I was walking towards the only available urinal, I saw him. There he was, standing entirely too far back from the loo, showcasing his spout for the whole world to see. This was the only time I saw a tinkle-time trickshotter in action. For what he lacked in public decency, he made up in range. Though I’ve only seen such an event once, there’s plenty of evidence on the floor that suggests that these creatures…
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The life of an SFU president
December 8, 2025[Verse 1: SFU student] Her name was Joy Johnson, Spent SFU’s money without precaution, While every elevator on the mountain was stoppin’, That’s OK, she’s was online shoppin’. This is her playhouse, We’re just all dolls in a jailhouse, Johnson’s…
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Asbestos speak out against heartless renoviction from the library
November 11, 2025Over the summer, SFU’s asbestos community was served a notice to vacate the fifth floor of the W.A.C. Bennett Library on the Burnaby campus. This eviction coincides with the reopening of the floor on August 25, following a nearly three-year…
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The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser
November 10, 2025As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to be. When I was a News Writer, I investigated crime on campus . . . and now I sit in…
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Welcome back to SFU (you’ll never leave) bingo
November 8, 2025The rules are simple. Every time you see something on this chart during the first week of classes, mark it off! If you get a blackout, you win! And if you win, you get a free copy of next week’s…
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