New Year’s Resolutions
Horoscopes January 6–12
January 9, 2025By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19 I was gossiping with the stars about you, and they said that you’re stubborn, so you’ll probably think you’re invincible all year. Close your damn incognito Google flights tab. The Boeings are falling apart! #StayGrounded Taurus April 20–May 20 Celeb lookalike contests were all the rage in 2024. No wonder the stars are warning you to look closely at all the pictures on Hinge. Listen to the most followed woman on Instagram when she says ““Everything Is Not What It Seems.” Gemini May 21–June 20 Listen Gemini, even though you feel…
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Five sports to pick up for 2022
January 15, 2022By: Vanshita Sethi, SFU Student With the onset of a New Year, comes a new variant to spoil our plans and resolutions. New Year, New Me is becoming harder and harder to follow through on as we remain stuck in…
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Broken New Year’s resolutions aren’t the end
January 16, 2021by Katarina Chui, SFU Student In Ann M. Martin’s book, Karen’s New Year, Karen watches as her family makes — and eventually breaks — all of their New Year’s resolutions. Like Karen, this was the first time I had heard…
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Top Ten failed 2020 New Year’s resolutions
November 30, 2020By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Travel more to ~find yourself~ People with a “this is going to be my year” mentality seek travel to ~discover themselves~, acquire ~hip lingo that definitely isn’t appropriation and misuse of a language~, and to…
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