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Un-pretty womaning myself

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor As the president of the Metro Vancouver Kelly Clarkson Fan Club, I was shocked, appalled, devastated, and in shambles after learning about what happened to Kelly.  I was in tears as I read that a small business in Brooklyn refused to sell a yellow wooden bird worth $15,000 to Kelly. They asked her if she wanted something in her price range in lieu of the bird. Are you kidding me? The best singer alive, with money literally flowing out of her guitar in wads, was the victim of pretty woman’ing? I can understand why Julia…

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