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SFU-inspired cocktails to drown your university-related sorrows

Humour February 1, 2021

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer CW: Mentions of blood, mental health The Midterm Season An iced-coffee inspired cocktail that is basically a $9 Starbucks drink with pizazz AKA an illegal amount of caffeine Ingredients:  A handful of caffeine pills, crushed Two handfuls of Brain Boost, which I’m pretty sure is just legal Adderall, crushed  A cup of oat milk, you healthy student <3 Black coffee (but not from the SFU Dining Hall, I know you’re broke but that is Not Coffee)  Whiskey. How much does your Canvas homepage tell you to put? Ice, but the tasty cubed ice because you’ve…

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