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SFUnexplained: Whatever happened to the missing avocado statue?
May 9, 2022BREAKING NEWS! The ENTIRETY of the SFU Burnaby Campus was thrown for a LOOP on the early mornings of Monday, May 2, when our beloved avocado statue was nowhere to be seen!!!!! If you don’t believe this nightmare, take a look for yourself. A few students started a vigil for the statue’s return. They laid candles, photos, and some avocado scented soaps at the site. Grief or reason for SUSPISION? The Peak attended the vigil and spoke with those who chose to pay respect at the vacant spot the statue once resided upon. “I am at a loss for words,”…
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Top ten places to have sex at SFU besides the avocado
February 16, 20221. Quietly, under the covers in your dorm room Listen, you don’t have to be an exhibitionist, here. It’s perfectly acceptable to have regular old vanilla sex with a partner/real good buddy in your dorm room. If it’s any consolation,…
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A day in the life of an SFUer
April 2, 2018The SFUer has a home and bed, but they do not sleep much. Most days, they wake up so tired that they feel weak and sickly. Throughout the semester, 90% of SFUers on average will develop a persistent cough.…
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