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Peak positions: Sex tips from your student paper

By: Your Bedsheets Tired of the same boring old stuff in the bedroom? Hoping to spice things up? Look no further. Here are The Peak’s top horizontal tango positions: The McFogg You’ve probably heard of doggy style. This one’s similar, but with a slight Scottish twist. One partner dons a tam o’ shanter, while the other plays “Highland Cathedral” on the bagpipes. This will have you finishing faster than Scotland’s EU exit, without leaving 73% of citizens dissatisfied. SFU’s independent newspaper since 1969 What do those lips do? Read out loud. That’s what. If you thought anything else, please go…

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