Ian Vestigate

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The Peak Investigates: Who kidnapped our sports editor?

Peak Web July 26, 2026

By: Ian Vestigate, Debutante Detective Having lost one of our finest storytellers, and with no adequate replacement forthcoming, the editor-in-chief has put me (the rookie reporter) in charge of picking up the trail of the sports editor’s disappearance. It’s been two years. They only thought to care now? When they realized they needed FIFA coverage? My only clue is a mysterious message graffitied on the wall of The Peak offices on the night our sports editor vanished, which read:   Dear liberal losers — I have your sports editor and will be keeping them in the bowels of a secret stadium…

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