Backpacks

Someone wearing a backpack and flexing from behind. The backpack reads “Backpacks are best.”
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Clapback from the backpacks

C Icart October 20, 2023

Alright, some serious backpack slander happened in this paper last week, and we’re not just going to lie down and take it. Who is we, you ask? Everyone sensible enough to know that backpacks are vastly superior to tote bags.  First of all, we’re not even surprised you couldn’t get your bag facts straight when you’re busy walking around looking like the leaning Tower of Pisa with your overflowing tote weighing you down on one side.  We don’t even know why you call that thing a tote, and not a bucket, because walking around with an OPEN BAG in Metro…

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