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September Bingo
September 15, 2021Plain text of bingo card: Got caught mimicking airbender moves outside lecture hall Couldn’t carry bag overpacked with Renaissance Coffee snacks Missed a class because you were walking in quadrangles in the AQ Realized you were in the wrong class after finishing the lecture Discovered a raccoon stole your snack Slept in because you forgot classes are synchronous Used your laser pointer as a makeshift lightsaber Ran with a vegetable during a virtual scavenger hunt Awkwardly flirted with McFogg the Dog to make up for lost time Accidentally spilled bubble tea when running to class Spammed class group chat with…
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A beginner’s guide to styling yourself post-pandemic
August 2, 2021After a year of getting out of bed, changing out of my pyjamas, and opting for a slightly nicer pair of sweats to walk three steps to my desk to attend my Zoom lectures, I’ve been able to live my…
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HUMOUR: SFU Bookstore now accepting bribes to cut long line waits
September 8, 2015The first week of classes can be a tumultuous affair for students at Simon Fraser — a fate made all the more torturous by excessive line waits to purchase textbooks. However, starting this semester at the Burnaby Campus, line supervisors…
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