Aries season

Local enby starting every conversation with “have you purchased my gift yet?” during their birthday month

By: C Icart, Humour Editor After 11 torturous non-birthday months, soon to be 25-year-old Blue Rose (again, totally not a pseudonym I am making up for myself) is finally back in their birthday era. In the tradition of Trina Vega, they are dead-set on making everyone else also observe what they believe should be a national holiday.  “My birthday is my favourite holiday, and I can’t imagine it’s not other people’s favourite holiday as well. I mean, there’s so much about me worth celebrating.”  When asked about the logistics of making their birthday a public holiday, Rose was very precise.…

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