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Build SFU members revealed to be reptilian aliens, vow revenge on decision to reject debenture

[caption id="attachment_90" align="aligncenter" width="350"] Illustration by Momo Lin[/caption] On January 21, the students of Simon Fraser University decided to reject giving a debenture to Build SFU for the construction of a Student Union Building (SUB) and stadium. The vote was close, but Build SFU fell short of the 75 per cent approval rate needed, with only 65 per cent of voters in favour. For many, this was considered a relief from what was seen as needless expense for students; for a select few who knew the truth, it may have saved the human race from enslavement by reptilian aliens. “I…

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