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Four things every great hentai needs

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By: Anonymous, SFU Student

1. A generic protagonist 

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Maybe he’ll have coloured hair if he’s important, but then people won’t “relate” to him. You’ll want to make your protagonist big-cocked, fully-loaded and attainably average on the outside.

2. A vapid main girl with an eccentric best friend

It doesn’t really matter who you fall for, you’ll fuck them both anyway.

3. Break at least one taboo in the span of an episode

Most likely you’ll be fucking your sister. Or if you’re lucky your mom. If you’re not embarrassed to show your friends it’s too clean

4. End it with a bang

A GANGBANG, that is. With everyone in your class — and the teacher too.

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