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How to seduce your English professor into giving you a better grade

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1. Whether it makes sense or not, bring up an untrustworthy narrator. Nothing gets an English professor more in the mood.

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2. When asked if you’ve read a classic text, for the love of god, do not cite the film or video game adaptation.

3. If all else fails, attend lectures regularly. Heaven knows no one else will.

4. Visit a prof at their office hour. Even they need human contact sometimes.

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